Showing posts with label rules. Show all posts
Showing posts with label rules. Show all posts

Tuesday, March 6, 2012

Do Not Feed the Ducks!

   "Do not feed the ducks"  What?!?  I hate it when you are having a wonderful time with your kids, feeding the ducks little bread crumbs next to a beautiful lake when one of the kids spots the sign, "Do not feed the ducks."  Oh, come on!!!  I was happily tearing pieces of bread, laughing with the kids, making memories, not even thinking we may be "breaking the rules" when our ignorant bliss was interrupted by a child who put their reading skills to work.  Nuts!  This was a dilemma for a recovering-Pharisee who doesn't think it is good to break rules.  (I still twitch if we ENTER through the EXIT door at Walmart, but it's only a twitch instead of a full convulsion.  That's progress!)

This may be a simplistic example of the law and its power, but until the "law" is stated in black and white, how else do we know what rules we are breaking?  In Romans it says, "For I would not have known what coveting really was if the law had not said, 'Do not covet.'"  I'm going to agree with this statement, even when it comes to feeding the ducks.  Until we saw the sign, we had no idea we had done anything "wrong".  This story brings me to a fork in the road.

One path in the road would take us deeper into the story where I'd tell you how the story ended - how we responded to the sign and what lesson my kids and I talked about later than day.  It would expose whether we got "caught" ignoring the sign's warning.  Or maybe it would tell a simple, uneventful law abiding citizen's tale of heading home with half a bag of bread.  

But I want to take you down the other fork because it takes my thought the direction I want it to go. (I'll tell you what we chose to do at the end.)  I used to think being a law-abiding citizen was one of the most important things in life!  It was an obsession, especially in regards to my driving. Truly, I could not set my speedometer one iota above the limit without feeling guilty, so I would never do it.  But the toughest place to deal with Laws and Rules was with the spiritual rules that I thought were God's rules.  Some of you may have read my earlier blog Thou Shalt Not Chew Gum in Church.  Well, those were some of the rules I honestly thought were "laws".  And on top of all of that, I believed passionately that I needed to be perfect in them - not going beyond them one iota.  Like the verse says in Romans, the law (God's real law) was given so I would know I was a law breaker and see that I wasn't like Him -- perfect.  Oh, let me tell you, if anyone tried to be perfect, it was me!  And I totally couldn't do it.  As a little girl, I even remember sitting on my bed concentrating and determining to make NO mistakes that day.  Of course, I was bummed at the end of those days.  I couldn't even go one whole day without blowing it.

You see, I have started to learn that I can't begin to measure up and come out perfect when put next to the law.  But that's alright.  At least, it is since Jesus.  There is no way I could ever "measure up" to absolute perfection (aka holiness.)  So, he took my place since I couldn't do it on my own, paid all the "Fines" or "Judgments" the law had against me, and gave me His perfection.  He paid-in-full with His own blood - priceless!  This is what grace is!!!  Funny how it's still habit to want to stand next to the Righteousness Ruler and measure, somedays.  When I forget about his GRACE, this is when the guilt comes flooding in, because I go back to trying to "be perfect" on my own, and fail miserably. But just like the day I realized the perfectly folded laundry wasn't an evaluation of anything important, I have learned that God isn't measuring me at all that way anymore!  He isn't worried so much about whether I'm a law-abiding citizen as much as he wants me to be a Christ-abiding one.  GRACE...His grace, the saving grace I love!

And the ducks...they did get fed - well!  I'm sure those duck signs aren't "law", but more along the idea of what Captain Barbossa says in Pirates of the Caribbean, "...they're more like 'guidelines'". 



Wednesday, February 22, 2012

Thou Shalt Not Chew Gum in Church...did God really say that?

I.         Do not worship any other gods
II.       Do not make any idols
III.     Do not misuse the name of God
IV.      Keep the Sabbath holy
V.       Honor your father and mother
VI.      Do not murder
VII.    Do not commit adultery
VIII.   Do not steal
IX.      Do not lie
X.       Do not covet
plus.....
11.     Do not dance
12.     Do not chew gum in church
13.     Do not listen to any radio unless it's Christian radio or Paul Harvey
14.     Do not listen to music unless it's Praise Strings or the Continentals
15.     No fingernail polish...it's distracting
16.     No reading living bible translations
17.     No magazines unless they are Guidepost or Readers Digest
18.     No hand raising during a song, even if it says, "We raise our hands..."
19.     You shall not need the bathroom during the sermon
20.     Do not play songs during Offering unless people know all the words by heart
21.     Do not bring wrapped candy to church, only silent-wrapper-free peppermints
22.     No peeking during prayer
23.     No drawing on bulletins above .0001 decibels since it may make "noise"
24.     No crying babies in the sanctuary
25.     Do not play games that use poker cards
26.     Do not go to movies rated higher than G and dis on Disney
27.     Do not read books that aren't written by famous Christian authors
28.     Actually, don't read books unless a pastor approves it first
29.     Do not watch Oprah, she thinks she is god
30.     Do not miss evening church to watch the Super Bowl
31.     Do not admit to watching much t.v., especially anything during the daytime
32.     Do not sing a love song, because God should be your only love
33.     Do not have any Santa stuff in the house during Christmas or bunnies at Easter
34.     No abbreviating Christmas with Xmas...it's anti-Jesus
35.     No markings on your car unless it's a fish
36.     No skipping verse three of a hymn...Thou shalt sing them all!
37.     No girls and boys hugging at youth group
38.     No looking at historical art...there may be nude statues in that book
39.     Do not ever drink alcohol.  The bible didn't really mean Jesus changed water to wine, it meant juice
40.     Do not wear make-up you can see, especially lipstick, neutral colors only
41.     Do not hold hands at church, even if you are married...just don't touch!
42.     No jeans allowed in church
43.     Thou shalt not......   etc. etc. etc. 


Oops!  Did I just "type those out loud?"  Guess the cat's out of the bag.  Those aren't listed in Exodus with the rest of God's real commandments.  Sometimes they're taught that way though.

No wonder there is a lot of confusion about what God really says!  Over the years, people's rules have gotten stacked in with God's commandments, and made to sound like they are part of the whole package.  God's commandments shouldn't be taken lightly.  God's law helps us see our need for a Savior.  And they are commandments...not 10 suggestions for a better life, a better you.  BUT, the rest of this list is made up things I actually heard while growing up.  Some are not bad suggestions.  For instance, what kid chews gum quietly? No one wants to try to listen to a speaker while some kid is smacking gum in their ear.  But it isn't a commandment of God with consequences, if broken.  And the need to use a bathroom, even if it is during the middle of a sermon, is not a sign of undisciplined spirituality, but the sign of a small bladder!

If you are someone who has walked away from all things "religious" because you tired of the crazy, extra rules, I'm very sorry. I understand. I pray you don't walk away from the real truths of God and toss it ALL out.  Honestly, the Lord doesn't care if you come to him in jeans or a skirt.  You will not find verses about either in the bible, anywhere.  When the man-made rules and empty traditions are what become important, then that's when it becomes "religion" in the truest sense.  Jesus was actually very anti man-made religion.  His harshest words were aimed at the Pharisees of his day.  They'd missed the point!   It wasn't rules, it was relationship!  Intimate relationship with God.  He isn't asking you to "conform".  He wants to "transform" you and that happens on the inside, out.

Manners matter, yes.  But let's not mistake good manners for holy commandments.  And for goodness sake, dance, raise your hands, read a book, peek during prayer if you want to.  Live in grace!  Live free!  Love God with your whole heart... you can love him, even with gum in your mouth :)